"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
- Charlie Chaplin
Okay! Today is the day for some laughter!! Sometimes I get so caught up in the mundane routine of the day, I forget this one very important aspect of life: Laughter! I'll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I go from room to room delivering freshly folded laundry - or my reflection in the bottom of the stainless steel pot while doing the dishes or even still seeing someone (she looks vaguely familiar) looking back at me from the mirror across the room. Who is this person? I don't recognize her until she smiles back at me .... ahhhhh .... there she is! I knew she was in there somewhere!
How often do we forget to laugh? There is a famous quote somewhere along the lines that says:
Have you ever laughed so hard that your cheeks and stomach begin to hurt? I love moments like that. I remember as a child sitting at the "kids table" during holiday dinners and we would get laughing so hard we couldn't stop! Milk would come out of noses ... and breathing would be difficult because we were bursting out in major laughter.
Did you also know, laughing heartily 100 times a day gives the same cardio results as working out for 10 minutes??! Amazing isn't it?
What makes you laugh? A funny movie, t.v. series, jokes, books, an instant memory that still makes you laugh to this day? - your family - friends? ... What is it? Well, whatever it is ... LAUGH today!! ☺
And just in case you can't find something to laugh about ... I have a little list of some of my most favorite jokes ever written that always make me laugh. Of course they are "blonde jokes" ... what other better jokes are there?!! And don't forget to watch the "p.s." video at the bottom ... you'll like it - I know you will! Enjoy....
She was so blonde that...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said 'Sign Here' she wrote 'Aquarias'.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 months to figure out she could use it at night.
She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box because it said - "concentrate"
She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
When she saw the sign that said "Disneyland Left" - she went back home.
When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: "LOOK, they've spelled MACY's wrong!!!"
She tried to drown a fish.
If you offered her a Penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She took a Spoon to the Super Bowl.
It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She asked for a Price-check at the 'Everythings a Pound' store.
They had to burn her school down to get her outta 4th grade.
When I was drowning in a lake and screaming out for a life saver she asked: "Grape or Cherry?"
She thought Meow Mix was a record for Cats.
She thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Why don't they let blonde's take lunch breaks? It takes too long to re-train them when they get back to work!
How did the blonde drown? There was "scratch 'n sniff" at the bottom of the pool.
How can you tell that a blonde has been at the computer? There's "white out" all over the screen.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
Why was the blonde so proud of herself when she finished a puzzle in an hour? Because it said 2 to 5 years on the box.
Hahahahaha!! Are you laughing yet? Have a wonderful day full of laughter!!
P.S......!
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